Parker: Sir, I really need you to put the gun down.
Dean: You don't understand, he's a vampire!
Parker: What makes you so sure he's a vampire, sir?
Dean: I think the fangs give it away!
Parker: I'll admit, that is rather convincing, but around here we don't just shoot people because they're vampires.
Dean: You have got to be kidding me.
*enter Jules and Sam, rappelling down with tasers*
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