Title: First Responder (First Aid Challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG-13
Characters: gen-ish with implied Sheppard/Lorne, Lorne/McKay
Words: 2000
Series: Dramatic Exit, but reading the rest is not required.
Summary: Five times Evan Lorne gave (something vaguely resembling) first aid.
Notes: Very tiny spoilers for 4x20, so small they're barely noticeable.

(It's just a flesh wound!)

Title: Nuclear Relationships
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG-13
Characters: McKay/Sheppard, Sheppard/Lorne, combinations thereof
Words: 1034
Series: Dramatic Exit, but reading the rest is not required.
Summary: In which Rodney's newest theory on relationships is explained.
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology.

(One moment things are tooling along fine, the next moment half the countryside is glowing in the dark.

Title: Birds, Bees, and Related Fauna (Fairy Tales challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Gen-ish; referenced Sheppard/Lorne in background
Words: 1705
Series: Dramatic Exit
Summary: In which certain facts of life are explained... sorta. Look, John's a military commander, he's not used to this sort of thing.
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology

(Wait, what?)

Title: Some Friendly Advice
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG
Characters: Gaeta + Dylan Four
Words: 887
Spoilers: Through 4x01.
Summary: In which Felix Gaeta gives out some friendly advice.

( Would you like some toast? )

Title: Hard to Explain (Family Challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG
Pairing: Chuck/Parrish
Words: 510
Series: Dramatic Exit
Notes: Written between classes. For more Chuck background, including an evil moose, see "For Reasons Not Worth Going Into", and "First Time For Everything."
Summary: Chuck takes Parrish to a family reunion in the Great White North.

(Four Mounties For the Price of One)

Title: A Chance Encounter (Not Dead Yet challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG
Characters: Gen; John and Adria
Words: 2,228
Summary: John's new team goes on a simple botanical mission, and they discover that even in the Milky Way John still attracts every female galactic overlord around. Set during "The Return, Part I" and features Team Bumbling Fools.
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology.

(No Furlings were harmed in the writing of this fic.)

Title: Vacation Hours (Second Verse Challenge)
Author: slybrarian
Rating: R
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Words: 2,888
Summary: In which John touches something, and finds himself with a few free days. Or one free day, depending on how you count it.
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology. I figure it's totally fair to post two responses for this challenge, right?

(Didn't I read an SG-1 report like this once?)

Title: Recommended Stress Relief
Author: slybrarian
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard/Lorne
Words: 4,538
Series: Dramatic Exit
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology and scifinut. So, uh, yeah. I seem to have written a third response to this challenge. Follows up on two previous flashfic entries that people thought I should do more with, Still Alive! and Mild Inconvenience. So it's totally legal... please don't kill me.
Summary: In which the city, being ever-helpful, decides that Doctor McKay needs some stress relief.

(This calls for more than just cake.)

Title: Training Session
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Gen...more or less
Words: 1,149
Series: Dramatic Exit
Summary: In which Lieutenant Cadman and Ex-Lieutenant Webster give a polite lecture to some new guys.
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology and scifinut. A bit loose on the challenge, but I saw the prompt and this is what immediately came out. This takes place in a slash universe, but there's nothing beyond some vague references and friendship in this fic. For reference, Webster is an OC from a previous flashfic found here.

(Lorne should have known better.)

Title: Seven Regrets About Love
Author: slybrarian
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Sheppard/OMC, Sheppard/Nancy, Sheppard/Holland, Sheppard/McKay, Sheppard/Atlantis, Sheppard/Lorne
Words: 3092
Series: Dramatic Exit
Summary: Seven people that John Sheppard has love, and what he regrets about each one
Author's notes: Beta by archae_ology.

( He never sees it coming. )